URGENT: Operation Turn It Up To 11 – Mission Status Update
ATTENTION TEST PILOTS:
The feedback window is narrowing for our primary test subject: the Carbon Pro SRT-15 from Quiet Play Paddles. It is now Mission On.
The "Calibration Phase" is officially over. By now, you’ve had sufficient flight time to get a feel for the deck, adjust your swing to the T1100 Carbon Fiber surface, and experience the tactical advantages of our SRT (Sound Reduction Technology).
Your Objectives
It is time to transition from practice to performance. Please execute the following protocols immediately:
- Complete the Mission Manual: Perform all specific on-court drills and tasks outlined in your provided manual.
- Report Findings: Complete the attached feedback form in its entirety. HQ requires data-driven insights to finalize our flight path for the Carbon Pro SRT-15.
- Return to HQ: Once the form is complete, transmit it back to us immediately. You may complete the form by hand and send a photo back via text or email. you may also submit an email report of your own design.
Visual Reconnaissance
We need proof of the T1100 in the wild. Please include high-resolution photos of:
- You and the paddle on the court.
- Action shots capturing the paddle in mid-play.
- Videos of the Carbon Pro SRT-15 are also desired
We want to see these paddles in their natural habitat—dominating the kitchen line.
Inability to Complete Mission
If for any reason you are grounded or unable to perform the mission requirements as outlined, please contact QPP Head Quarters immediately.
You must return the Carbon Pro SRT-15 to QPP Head Quarters in its original packaging immediately so we can reassign your unit to another Test Pilot.
Stay quiet, play loud.
Over and out,
QPP Head Quarters